Some people think that the world is ending in 2012. I find these people to be highly optimistic. Based on the current state of the world, I'd say we have a shaky six months left. These are the groups of people I hold responsible for the end of the world.
The Westboro Baptist Church/overly religious folks/people with tattoos of the lord/people who think rainbow= gay
The Jersey Shore Cast.
People who have good enough lives but also have an "fml" type of attitude.
-This one really pisses me off. "It's raining out....fml" "I have a blister from my new shoes...fml"
Go to Africa, starve nearly to death and feel the parasites multiplying in your body while vultures circle you overhead waiting for you to die so they can feed off over your carcass. Then, you can legitimately say, "FML"
Gold diggers/aspiring stay at home moms who take advantage of women's rights.
Ke$ha.
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