People to Hate Right Now.

1) The person in the public restroom oblivious to the fact that you are waiting for them to stop picking at their split ends in the mirror and leave so you can shit. 

2) Pretentious people who feel the need to tell you that the book was much better than the movie.

3) People who eye you cautiously waiting to see if you'll double dip the chip, which you will. 

4) Willow Smith Carrot Top/Jim Belushi/Ashley Tisdale/Taylor Momson/Rihanna/Lance Armstrong

5) People who use the following words: Mad/legit/deadass/dip set/get on my level/ya dig/brick titties/sizurp/OD shitty/yee.

6) White people from Guilderland NY who make their status' rap lyrics and actually think the words pertain to their lives.

7) People who ask me if I live under a rock because I have never seen "The Jersey Shore."

8) People who feel the need to comment on the amount of food on your plate/how many serving you've had. "DOM, THREE SERVINGS? SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US."

9) People who iron their t-shirts

10) People who negate their own compliments with the word, actually. "Your hair actually looks good today."

11) The moocher who rationalizes their thievery by stating, "IF I HAD TEN BUCKS I'D GIVE IT TO YOU D00D."