Trends to End in 2011

-Kiss face/peace sign Facebook picture. (aerial view taken as if from a helicopter.)

-Dumb crop tops on dumb people. 

-Bedazzling your electronics/vagina. 

-Bragging about Four Lokos/how TOTALLY WASTED you got last night.

-Dub step. SORRY.

-Referring to your friend as "bbg." 

-Leather leggings. 

-Fake hipster glasses.

-Headbands that go across your forehead. 

-Taking any more than 3 serious pictures on photo booth.

-Bronzer on your face that ends up looking like army paint.

-Mirror pictures. (at least turn the flash off).

-Pictures that show me your gingivitis infested tongue. 

-Girls dressing up for Albany. Down there, The only pearls around your neck are probably a result of date rape.

-Uggs + North Face jacket + leggings (camel toe usually included).

-Bandeau bras worn as a shirt.

-Child pageants. 

                                        -Tribal tattoos.

                                        -Ironic T-shirts. 

                                        -Appletini's (dad)