Friday, May 27, 2011

revenge of the nerd.

THIS BLOG IS FOR SCHOOL
SO TRY NOT TO FUCK IT UP 
WHO KNEW A GUY WITH PENS IN HIS SHIRT
WOULD LOSE HIS JOB FOR BEING CORRUPT. 

I WAS THINKING FOR A SECOND
AND I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU'RE SHORT AND YOU'RE STUMPY 
AND YOU DRIVE A RED CAR. 

YOU'RE THAT COLD-HEARTED SOCIOPATH
MAYBE YOU GIVE OUT APPLES ON HALLOWEEN 
YOU LOVE TO LEAD AN AVERAGE LIFE
GOD FORBID SOMEONE MAKE A SCENE 

YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH CLEANING
AND MOWING YOUR LAWN
AND APPARENTLY WITH HACKING
SINCE MY BLOG IS GONE

YOU'RE MEAN TO ANIMALS 
SOMEONE I DON'T RESPECT 
SO WHEN MY BLOG WAS GONE
YOU WERE THE ONLY SUSPECT

YOU SAY THAT BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER 
YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK IF YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE
BLOOD IS FROM INJURY AND WATER'S FROM SPRINGS
SO DON'T YOU FORGET THAT YOU STILL NEED WATER TO LIVE

YOU'RE THE ANGRIEST LITTLE BASTARD I'VE EVER MET
YOU AND YOU'RE FAMILY HAVE A DIRTY COMPLEXION
NEVER SEEN MISERY LOVE SO MUCH COMPANY 
BETTER START PRAYING FOR YOUR FAMIY'S REDEMPTION. 

YOU'VE GOT A REAL BIG EGO
YOU'RE A REAL SPACE INVADER 
BUT SUCH A TINY MAN 
CAN POSE NO REAL DANGER 

YOU LIVE BEHIND THAT PIXELATED SREEN
TALKING ONLY IN A BIT AND IN A BITE 
IT'S REAL-LIFE REVENGE OF THE NERDS
A BASEMENT-DWELLER CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT

I GUESS YOU SHUT IT DOWN
SINCE YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY VOICE
BUT I'M GONNA KEEP ON WRITING 
SINCE IT WAS NEVER YOUR CHOICE 

MAYBE YOU'LL RUIN THIS ONE TOO
BUT IT'S NO MATTER 'CAUSE ILL KEEP ON RECREATING 
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ON THE LOSING END
SINCE THE ABILITY TO CREATE TRUMPS YOUR INSTIGATING. 


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