Everybody has a group of celebrities they hope to to have sex with. Over time, I began to realize that almost all of my celebrity fantasy crushes were older than Regis Philbin. I never meant to accumulate so may old guys on my fantasy list. It was like being in the mall for a long time and realizing that you had unintentionally bought only black tops, it just sort of happened. I'd easily pass up a ryan Reynolds and james franco threesome to have lunch with some of my favorite elderly actors.
Here goes the bucket list:
Steve Buscemi
John Cusack
Will Ferrell
Jack Nicholson
Gene Wilder
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Alec Baldwin
Christopher Walkin
Bill Murray
Respect your elders.
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