Friday, May 27, 2011

Do Clowns Kiss Babies?

While I was procrastinating cleaning the toilet, I became addicted to Family Feud online. That is until I came across this question: What do a clown and a politician have in common at a parade?
1) Waving
2) Shaking hands
3) Smiling
4) KISSING BABIES. 
Do clowns kiss babies? And if so, which babies? Who would allow a pair of cracked crusty clown lips to kiss their once innocent child? Their mouths caked with the cannibalistic red sludge of past eaten children and stray cats are now touching the faces of newborns. Perhaps I'm going overboard and am just mad that I got the question wrong.

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