Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Why can't we be friends?



Not a big fan of sororities or fraternities. Never have been. I'm not denying that the basis of these Greek life organizations had good intentions and strong foundations.
They did. 
But when good intentions are met with bad people,The bad guys win. And that's when people get sodomized with hot dogs. And it will never make sense to me that fraternities seem like a safe haven for all homophobic gay bashing men. 
yet...while in a fraternity these same men end up taking homoeroticism to whole new levels of gay. Now, this is probably a poem of exaggerated events, but I'm sure that some of these things happened to some people at some point in time somewhere. 

Bend over
Touch your toes 
Shut your eyes
Now keep them closed. 
One paddle two paddle
Eight paddle nine 
Skin is raw and red
This pledge is nothing but a swine.
Fatty flab hanging 
Circled with a marker 
Small tits and cellulite
My sisters make me stronger.
Sex with lots of losers
Their stomachs full of beer
Egos full and bursting
He hasn’t come yet but he’s near.

Knowing what to expect
The pledge is just a runt 
Branded an ugly little bitch
A fag a loser and a cunt. 
I like to drink but not this much
My mind is spinning in pirouettes 
One more shot forced down my throat
They’re burning my arms with cigarettes.
Eat the uneatable slop they feed me
I’d love to clean the throw-up of others 
I'll take the pain of whatever they give me
As long as I'm one of the sisters or brothers.
Please put that object up my ass
Sodomy is a test of my strength
Let me get naked for that sweaty frat pig
can I compliment him on his cocks length?
Pledge leader! pledge leader!
Please take my money 
If you don’t ill go crazy
I'll cook this bunny. 
The marker will fade and the wounds will heal
I'll no longer be the scum a top your pond
Once I wash this semen from my braid 
I'll have the honor of the Greek life bond.

                                                                     hmm..

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